The following story contains references to actual people, though this is co-incidental. It is written as a fanfic parody story not intended to suggest any actual event. The story is purely for fun, with no profit to be made by the author. A message for those coming via a search engine, this is a MATURE story.
My thanks to SteveZ for the edit as usual, Ta Steve!
The event described here happened several years ago.
Two friends where drinking at a bar. The amount of liquor they had both downed meant that they both went to the men's room at the same time. Standing at the urinals together, the first pulled his penis out and proceeded to empty his bladder. The second unzipped his trousers and pulled this ENORMOUS penis out, almost cracking the urinal in the process.
His friend could not believe his eyes, drunk or not! "What the f**k! What is that!" he spluttered.
"What do you think it is, dum dum?" his friend muttered back.
"Yeah, I know, but the SIZE!"
"Oh, that. Yeah, well. I got this from my last visit to Africa," he said modestly.
"Africa! How!?" His friend still could not believe his eyes.
"Well, I'll tell you, but you've got to promise not to tell anyone else, okay?"
The Agency #2
This story follows on from Together Again, where Dan was transformed into the identical double of Janet Jackson by Um'bala, the African Witch Doctor (who now fancies Dan, now Diana, something rotten)!
"Ah, come on, Diana, can't we get together sometime? Look, we're both black, you're a woman (and what a woman) and I'm a man! It makes sense to stick together." Um'bala tried everything he knew to try to get Diana to stop and notice him. But, all she wanted to do was get back to America and start up her new life.
The problem was that all her documentation was in Dan's name, including her passport! The customs people would not allow her to board the plane with the rest of the party, and almost arrested her for illegal entry into Africa.
Janet Jackson and her party had already departed, so she didn't know of the problems her new twin was now facing. Diana went back to her hotel room, or rather the one that had been Dan's, only to be thrown out as she was not a resident of the hotel. The hotel refused to even let her in to get his belongings, which was lucky in one way, as his clothes would never fit her now. Unfortunately, it did mean that she was dressed as a Massai Warrior Woman in the middle of a developed city, meaning that she stood out in a place that "her type" was not welcome.