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The following story contains references to actual people, though this is co-incidental. It is written as a fanfic parody story not intended to suggest any actual event. The story is purely for fun, with no profit to be made by the author. A message for those coming via a search engine, this is a MATURE story.
My thanks to SteveZ for the edit as usual, Ta Steve!
Prologue:
The event described here happened several years ago.
Two friends where drinking at a bar. The amount of liquor they had both downed meant that they both went to the men's room at the same time. Standing at the urinals together, the first pulled his penis out and proceeded to empty his bladder. The second unzipped his trousers and pulled this ENORMOUS penis out, almost cracking the urinal in the process.
His friend could not believe his eyes, drunk or not! "What the f**k! What is that!" he spluttered.
"What do you think it is, dum dum?" his friend muttered back.
"Yeah, I know, but the SIZE!"
"Oh, that. Yeah, well. I got this from my last visit to Africa," he said modestly.
"Africa! How!?" His friend still could not believe his eyes.
"Well, I'll tell you, but you've got to promise not to tell anyone else, okay?" Please click to read more on Together Again Be the first to comment on this article | Quote this article on your site |