Following Youtube's January 2010 decision to delete both my account and videos from their servers I am now in the position of having to create some fresh ones.

Unfortunately, I do have to bear in mind the filesizes that long videos have, so I've had to limit these to 15Mb and under and in the compression process, something has to go and this has meant that I've had to remove the audio, such as it was.

Also, due to the large sizes, I've had to take the decision to make them available to registered users only. Don't worry, it's free to become a registered user and pretty quick and painless too, unless you want some pain of course! In which case, put a clothes pin or two on your nipples whilst you register on my site.

Just register in the box on the left hand side of each page, it's free, quick and simple and I don't spam you, and you get the chance to see the members only pages, access to the private galleries, the forum and can comment on many of the stories on site.